Pointless Committee Agendas

Welcome, committee members, to our utterly inconsequential meetings.

Our agenda for today is as follows:

1. Discuss the meaning of 'nothing' for 2 hours.
2. Debate the merits of staring at the wall for productivity.
3. Decide whether to eat the free donuts or not (we can't decide).

And don't forget to take a 3-hour break to scroll through social media!

See also:

• Committee Membership Form
• Minutes of Nothing

Or maybe just go home and do something productive instead.